Dolphin

I brought a mechanical vibrator to Edgewater. It keeps me company after long, hard days. Today was long and hard. That's what she said.

I edited a bunch, got a project for Shinedown. Made jokes. Told my boss I was going to get fired at 5:00 for streaking. Hung out with the intern cool girls and guys. Then edited a ton.

Alex Weiss stopped by and it was AWESOME! I miss good people like her. We caught up and it was lovely. To sign her out, I had her give the security guard, Jeff, a hi-five. It worked wonders.

I bought plums and told everyone.

I bought bananas:

1- "baby banana" Given to boss

2- "banana phone" Used to talk to crowds and during awkward subway traversing

3-6 sitting in coobicle awaiting tomorrow's adventures

At 3:30 I walked around Rockefeller in socks and sandles. People think I'm the wierdest. It's quite comfortable, though. Quite.

So I'm working harder than ever producing a whole bucket of videos. UPenn, Drexel Promo, The Cab, Jason Mraz, Shinedown, and even a cute interview with Mrs. Rockwood. She's like 95 and was real fresh.

I filmed The Cab with Naomi and Carrie from FUSE. They rock. The Cab was sick too. My body hurts because I haven't filmed for months. I've just been vegetating and editing and doing cocaine with strippers in portapotties.  Woop woop.

I talked to the hot dog cart man. He said his day was terrible because of construction. I felt bad and bought a Gatorade®.

I told a random girl tonight that I was 24, which is both a lie and a terrible pickup line.

Good night la la land. I'm eating REAL NY PIZZA and seeing Wall-E with Amy tomorrow. Yahoooo

Peace, love, and f-stops

-Dylan Roberto Steinberg